Dalton Lambert
Josh Lambert
Renai Lambert
Elise Rainier
Chris Winslow
Professor Armagan
Foster Lambert
Kali Lambert
Carl
Nick the Dick
Lipstick Demon
Tucker
Specs
Alec Anderson
Smash Face / Ben Burton
Sick Kid
Supervisor Robbins
Sorority Girl #1
Paige
Young Dalton / Young Josh
Mourner
Frat Boy #1
Frat Bro #2
Server Frat Boy
Dr. Bower
Priest (voice)
Student (credit only)
Pedestrian / Driver (uncredited)
Art Student (uncredited)
Student (uncredited)
Sorority Girl (uncredited)