Charles 'Chuck' Gravytrain
Miss Uma Booma
Madame Harriette Handlescock
Mayor Chester Chubbins
Hansel Suppledick
Sgt. Leroy Fatts
Lance Dancaster
Houston Gravytrain Sr.
Full Serve
Ewan McCauley
Willy Cheddars
Young Charles Gravytrain
Hank Gosling
Glenda Gooseberry
Sam the Sock
Laney Jane
Helga
Veronica Meadows
Mr. Buttersworth
Shadowy Figure
Fish Eyes Thug
Bo Bob
"The Intimidator"
Terrance