Jeremy Rudd
Laurie Larkspur
Dwight Eisenhower
The President
Peaches
Lars
Lila Parnell
James Forrestal
Mamie Eisenhower
John Moaney
Beetle Smith
Ben the Bodyman
Robert Cutler
John F. Kennedy
Nelson Rudd
Valhalla Security Guard
Mrs. Delmonico
Delores Moaney
Reporter at Train Station
Bob
Gabriel
Bunny
Jeremy (aged 17)
The President (aged 17)
Nelson (aged 40)
Hank
Mikey
Cactarium Owner
Cammo Dude
Non-Terrestrial Officer
Pippa
Kat
David
Margaret