Paula Schloss
Randy Schloss
Barbara Schloss
Michael Schloss
Richard
Mary Beth
Sid Brementhal
Dr. Saul Minion
Ned Monk
Max Schloss
Averill Crandall
Rusty Carey
Father Joe
Debbie
Johnny
Banker
Toni Olsen
Milt
Lois
Ginger Drabowski
Melanie Crandall
Handsome Stud
Young Ned
Worker
Attorney
Delivery Man
Julie
Metcalf Player
Bald Man
Choreographer
Sally Jo
Ned's Butler
Young Paula
Paula's Mother
Umpire
Chauffeur