Duamerthrax
Chris
Gabriel
Silent Jim
Rigor Mortis
Albrecht
The Cipher
Kincaid
Wolf
Narrator (voice)
Katie
Janitor
Pizza Guy
Editor
Trophy Girlfriend
Realist
Dead Boyfriend
Jeff
Burrito Boy
Right On!
Deli Customer
Deli Customer
Deli Customer
Mime
Safety Officier
Escorted Student
Phantom Organist
Talkative Drunk
Agreeable Drunk
Comatose Drunk
Resident Assistant
Bible Thumper
Agnostic
News Anchor
Deskworker
Innocent Youth
Innocent Youth