Igor the Magnificent
Stage Manager
Yvonne the Maid
Soundman
Theater Audience Participant
Natalya
Mr. Pennywise
Professor Prune (as Michael Ewing)
Admiral Mayo
Patron 1
Patron 2
Sister Amelia
Patron 6
Richard
Janitor
Inspector Black
Lord Corpsan
Patron 3
Obnoxious Kid
Sebastian Drake
Mrs. Maude
Patron 7
Patron 8
Beverly
The Writer
The Director
Stanley
Mary Ann Lamore
Patron 5
Patti
Patron 4
Dame Albatross
Himself