Alex Rose
Nancy Kendricks
Céline
Mrs. Connelly
Kenneth
Coop
Jean
Bartender
Officer Dan
Chick
Herman
Tara
Ginger
Tavern Bartender
Terrence
Mrs. Friedman
Mr. Friedman
Moderator
Receptionist
Don Piper Fan #1
Police Officer
Pharmacy Customer
Dr. Kang
Drug Dealer
Phil
Narrator (voice, uncredited)
Mr. Dzerzhinsky
Antique Dealer
Weatherman