Det. John Honeysuckle / Pantomime Horse
Officer Katrina Lightbody / Funeral Party
Vice President Selina Moon
Charlotte Weaver
President Shrub
Jessica Shrub
Peeping Tom
Simmons
Bob Jurunkle / Jimmy O'Connor / President's Doctor / Dance Judge / Mystery Heavyman / Funeral Party / SSI Officer / Pantomime Horse
Hotel Manager / President's Bodyguard / Funeral Party
Mickey Honeysuckle / Vietnam Cook / Osama Bin Laden / Voice of Hank Remmington / Dance Judge
Farmer / Pvt. Lewis J. Kowalski / FBI Agent / Dance Judge
Christian Girl
Cheerleader
Maid
Hooker
Tony the Lab Guy
Forsenics Guy / President's Bodyguard #2 / Funeral Party
Funeral Vicar / SSI Officer
Police Chief
Paris Anderson / Barn Girl
Barn Guy
Forsenics Guy #2 / Funeral Party
NYPD Cop
Funeral Party / SSI Officer
Funeral Party
SSI Officer
SSI Officer
SSI Officer