Cecil Kaufman
Miles Munson
Dr. Weems
Louise
Larry
Adolf Hitler
Eva Braun
General
Ricky
Coach Tuffman / Gravedigger
Meshugannah
Nazi Rupert
Ryan
Rick Marshall
Baglady / Nurse Maleva
Talon
Peggy Lou
Margot Frank
Nazi Franz
Toby
Fernando Phagabeefy (uncredited)
Himself
Butch
Captain Fatso / Playbear
Drive in Patron / Xombie
Zelda
Hobo / Floyd
Miller
Werebear Den
Andie Summer
Nurse Unger / Laura
Hottie on Train
Betsy
Mrs. Robinson
Statue of Liberty
Topless Doctor
Sexy Zombie
Chubbs