Tim Heidecker
Eric Wareheim
Taquito
Jim Joe Kelly
Damien Weebs
Tommy Schlaaang
Dr. Doone Struts
Chef Goldblum
Schlaaang Announcer (voice)
Earle Swinter
Jeffery
Jason
Wolf Puppeteer
Woman on Paris Street
Diamond Jim / Johnny Depp
Women Being Ticketed
Studio Executive 2
Narrator
Allan Bishopman
Self
Self
Cocaine Girl (uncredited)
Serious Announcer
Super Seat Customer
Self
Paris Policeman
Studio Executive 1
Studio Executive 3
Cornell
Mrs. Heidecker
Mrs. Wareheim
Bartender
Tattoo Artist
Delivery Man
Self
Self
Man on Street
Woman on Street
Katie
Woman Giving Birth
Roy
Customer
Reggie
Shrim God 1
Shrim God 2
El Hat Propietor
Shrim Kid #1
Shrim Kid #2
Shrim Kid #3
Shrim Kid #4
Hobo
Steven Spielberg