Aaron
Jesse
Border Patrol Agent
Park Ranger
Big Mama Joan
Bettie
Esther
Marilyn
Omigod
Boss
Boss' Wife
Tour Guide Polly
Steve The Thug
Bruce Snakebit Thug
Frank Not A Thug
Big Boss
Henchman
White Madonna
Greta
Liza
Dolly
Tina
Elizabeth
Black Madonna
Jean
School Administrator
High School Student
Aaron's Father
Marcus
George
Cruise Drug Dealer