Adult Jake Doyle / Narrator
Jake Doyle
John Doyle
Kathy Doyle
Lizzy Doyle
Annie Doyle
Mikey Trotter
Evan Olsen
Jeff Farmer
Tammy Hodges
Teddy Hodges
Josh Jagorski
Timmy Keane
Connor Stump
Tiffany Keane
Dr. Timothy Keane Sr.
Dealer
Mrs. Hugo
Miss Sherman
Mrs. Trotter
Mr. Halberg
Mrs. Keane
Boy #1 (Toy Aisle)
Grumpy Wreath Man
Katie Sorrentino
Officer Masejewski
Santa Claus
Old Janitor
School Bus Driver
Old Man with Dentures
Kid #1 (Bus)
Kid #2 (Bus)
Reporter
Clerk (Cosmetics)
Weatherman
Frankie Wattendorf
Charlie Doyle
Coach Wallach
Annoying Elf Caroler
Katie Doyle
News Anchor
Old Woman in Blue
Timmy's Grandmother
Old Man
Dad #1 (PTA)
Old Woman (Cosmetics)
Toy Aisle Robot (voice)
Old Woman