Mr. Parker (The Old Man)
Ralph "Ralphie" Parker
Mrs. Parker (Mother)
Randy Parker
Zudoc
The Old Man's fishing buddy
Mr. Winchell, the Assessor
Leopold Doppler
Pulaski
Emil Bumpus
Miss Shields
Lug Ditka
Flick
Schwartz
Big Dickie Bumpus
Ma Bumpus
Grandma Bumpus
Ace Bumpus
Floyd Bumpus
Clovis Bumpus
Grandpa Bumpus
Delbert Bumpus
Cassie Bumpus
Gypsy Woman
Scut Farcus
Grover Dill
Mrs. Kissel
Mr. Won Lung
Narrator / Ralph as an Adult (voice)
Orpheum Theatre Attendee