Scout Bozell
Mrs. Day
Bert Miller
Mrs. Marlowe
Hannah Zapruder
Grandpa Bozell
Weird Al
Mrs. Zapruder
Mr. Zapruder
Kent Marlowe
John Walsh
Wink Martindale
Mr. Penn
Mrs. Brown
Gym Teacher
Mrs. Yung
Mr. Bozell
Amanda Fuller
Bender
Spaulding
Newsperson
Red
Mr. Townsend
Cash Tent Screamer
Lucky
T'Boo
Coop
Walt Whitman
Viola
Mrs. Bozell
Joe Lobes
Jillie
Principal (uncredited)