Himself
Dawn
Danny
Tony Blackburn
Cliff
Rose
Floor Manager
Andy
Brian Stokes
Alf
Tony Burnblack
Derek Biggs
Doris
Russell Grant
Danny's Mum
Terry Hunt
Malcolm
Director
Joe Pasquale
Valerie
Jim
Justina
DI Stevens
Hospital Manager
Christopher
Paparazzi Photographer
Paparazzi
Paramedic (uncredited)
Hospital Visitor (uncredited)
Vanessa Feltz (uncredited)
Reporter (uncredited)
Paparazzi (uncredited)
Friend of Competition Winner (uncredited)
Ripped Hunk (uncredited)
Jimmy White (uncredited)