"Revenge is a dish best served cold. Since the culprit's dead, it can't get much colder."
Beneficiaries gather for the reading of a will. Murders ensue.
Mark PirroDirector
Rudy Barnett
Nat Boyle
Rita
Erica Barnett
Tony Whitney
Cheryl Whitney
Louisa Pussmunch
Reggie Regalia
Father Dickinson
Paster Rod Fitzhugh
Lucy Lickenbush
Kensington
Evangelical Stage Manager
First Producer
Max Tension
Max Tension's Yes Man
Jeff Specter
Young Priest at Funeral
Sexy Waitress
Upset Husband in Ad
Asian Wife in Ad
Asian Husband in Ad
Bobbi McBlythe
Drunk Man at Bar
Blind Man at Bar
Gloria Sternvirgin
