Patty Jane
The 'Producer'
Amber
Thomas
Damon
Newscaster
Taylor / Fake Shemp
Faith
Leanna
Jeffrey Alan Meadows
Bernie the Productin Coordinator / Fake Shemp (voice)
Kevin Allan West - Metrosexual
Gail aka Cinnamon
Sam
Jessica Flowers
Duane Whitaker (voice)
Angelina
Fake Shemp
Laffy the Clown
Denise