Milwaukee Steve
Sam
Simon Sez Simone
The Colonel
Cherri Contrary
Steve's Manager
Steve's Agent
The Man
The Frog
Desiree, the Whore
Maloney
Mr. C
Casting Director
Agent #1
Agent #2
Manager #1
Sugaree
8th Grade Dropout
Ria
Ass-Slapped Girl
Limo Girl
Bistro Waitress
Bussler Waitress