Ashley Jones
Evie
Larry
Bruce
Tiffany
Dwayne
The Waiter
Dr. Cunningham
Dave
Phil
Greg Roche
Emily
Speech Therapist
John John
Guy
Brett
Seiji Kobayashi
Hitomi Kobayashi
Delivery Boy
Pat the PA
Dr. Randy Oppenheimer
Psychologist
Mayor McGovern
Careless Delivery Boy
Makeup Artist
Stage Manager
Ashton Batako
Randy Dithers
Johnny Columbus
Wardrobe Stylist
Crafty
Chainsaw Hogan
Narrator (voice)