Mark
Captain
Lady
Computer (voice)
Professor Beauregard
Bandit
Narrator (voice)
Gunther B. Gunnerson / Detective
Celcionna F. Kelvina
Burt
Wug / Wubba
Mack
Shuttle Pilot
Dorene L. Whitacre
Agent Crank / Wormhole
Agent Smiles
Ninja Crew
Sexy Crew
Diner Staff
Invincible Tower
Bam Bam
Sparkles McGhee
Cue Tip
Joe / Murder Victim
Widow / Window Guard
Crew 1
Crew 2
Crew 3
Crew 4
Crew 5
Crew 6
Crew 7
Crew 8
Crew 9
Crew 10
Cryo Computer (voice)