Schenectady Washington
Wallingford Montgomery
Lady Queenie
Brutus Blake
J. Bennington Blackstone, crooked lawyer
[as Zerita Steptoe] Mrs. Blake
Jose Don Juan Romero Jefferson Stiletto
Old Crone Hotel Resident
The Gorilla
Invisible Man
Bodyless Head
Chambermaid
Lawyer Goldberg
Johnny the Great
Headless Man
Gorilla Trainer
Man on Crutches
Niece
Policeman
Uncle Utica
Hotel Barber
Barber Customer
Cowboy (rides through lobby)