*Pres. Bill Clinton is so sensitive that he now breast-feeds a baby *a production number featuring a dancing taco and dancers in Taco Bell restaurant uniforms *a take-off on ABC's Beatles special with his impression of an incoherent Paul McCartney *Clinton, again, chowing down on Taco Bell food *a spoof of the Republican primary candidates

*Entertainment Headlines looks at the celebrities of the O.J. Simpson trial *Comedy Central's Under 5 *commercial ad:Hockey, Here It Comes *the Ambiguously Gay Duo: It Takes Two to Tango *Leftover Beatle Memories *Celebrity Bloopers and Dark Side

*Braveheart Wins The Oscar *Larry King & Ross Perot *The Gentle Televsion Network News *Mountain Dew - Liquid Sunshine *Bob Dole Chooses His Running Mate *Nightline: Ted Koppel's interview with Senators Dole and Thurmond *Oscar For Best Foreign Language Animated Short Subject *Grandma The Clown *Bryan Adams and Kermit The Frog Sing

*Live with Regis & Kathie Lee *Regis Philbin rushes to The Late Show *Gerado's interview with Kato Kalin *Germans Who Say Nice Things *National Publishers Association Dinner *Pres. Clinton defends his record against Howard Stern

*The Tonight Show With Jay Leno: Leno interviews Quentin Tarantino *Crazy Buddies *We Screwed Them! *Rich Little's One Man Easter *Waiters Who Are Nauseated By Food *Oliver Stone's Nixons *Prince Charles Beheads

*ABC World News Tonight with Peter Jennings *Technofuture: a look at the future *Entertainment Hollywood *Grandma the Clown *the Unabomer on MTV *commercial ad: Jenny *skinheads from Maine

*Newt Gingrich Cutbacks *Sotherbys Auction *Wizard of Oz Cutting Room Floor Footage *Anonymous Corporate Testimony *First Ladies as Dogs *NBA Refs *Streyhound *World Leaders and Their Baths

*Charles Gordin on celebrity talk shows *Bill Clinton on the crisis around the world *Bob Dole undercover *Germans Who Say Things That Come Out Wrong *the Stupid Prankster's biggest mistake of all *NBC Nightly News with Tom Brokaw on the death of President Gerald Ford *Mark Twain starring Stomp *This Week with David Brinkley