The boys get invited to play in a football game; Butt-head gets the crap kicked out of him, while Beavis gets the ball and runs and runs and runs...

After chugging Burger World's new, high-caffeine ""Volt Cola,"" Beavis transforms into Cornholio and is picked up by the Immigration Department and deported to Mexico as an illegal alien.

Beavis and Butt-head learn about evolution and dream of scoring as cavemen.

Over the course of a few hours, the boys attempt to master the subtle techniques of the game...in broad daylight.

Beavis and Butt-head get to see the film the rest of us guys never got to see in school--for educational reasons only, of course.

The boys find a wounded baby bird and try to ""take care"" of it.

Beavis and Butt-head sit in with a group for alcoholics to try to get some beer.

Beavis and Butt-head go to a lingerie store and feel up the merchandise.

The boys try to find their own treatment for a nasty case of head lice.

The boys force Stewart to access porn sites on the internet from school.

Beavis gets a nose bleed and tries just about everything to get it to stop.

After being congratulated for thwarting an attempted robbery at Burger World, Beavis and Butt-head start ""arresting"" everyone in sight.

The boys decide to get skull earrings -- piercing their own ears is the hard part.

After school closes for a holiday, just about everything goes well for the boys in their "perfect day."

The boys decide to take a stand and go on strike -- to get out of work.

Beavis starts repeating everything Butt-head says and does. Beavis starts repeating everything Butt-head says and does.

After the TV goes out, the boys sleep through four disasters that ravage their town.

After watching infomercials, the boys go for a jog and mix a super muscle drink at Stewart's place -- destroying the house in the process.

Beavis and Butt-head miss the schoolbus and decide to take a shortcut home.

Butt-head orders a mail-order bride from Russia to ""get some;"" Beavis wants to watch.

Burger World starts a new delivery service; the boys make the first -- and last -- run.

During wood shop class the boys saw everything they can get their hands on, Beavis then must be rushed to the hospital after an accident happens involving tons of blood, the table saw, and Beavis's finger.

Stewart's family gets a satellite dish; the boys try to enjoy 200 channels of violence despite Stew's mom.

Beavis and Butt-head find a can of root beer and really, really... really shake it up before they open it.

The guys decide to start a band, get a gig, pick a cool name, break up and reminisce about it...all in one day.

The boys visit an impotence specialist to find out why they're not scoring.

Beavis follows the advice of a motivational speaker and "Seizes the Power."

The guys have fun with a shopping cart; hilarity ensues.

After watching infomercials, Beavis and Butt-head invent the ""Butt Scratcher 2000""and try to sell it.

Beavis and Butt-head try to kill a fly, and almost kill each other.

The boys hang out with a drunken Todd and learn all his secrets on being cool.

Beavis and Butt-head try to earn workman's compensation...the hard way.

The boys drive Principal McVicker insane, sending him to a mental home.

Mr. Van Driessen holds a mock graduation to build the class's self-esteem. Beavis and Butt-head think it's the real thing and rejoice that they can get on with their lives.

The school's guidance counselor tries to help the boys figure out what their futures hold.

The boys sit in on a speech therapy class and improve their vocabulary.

Recall a time when life was simpler as Beavis, Butt-head and other Highland residents fill in for the Cleaver family.

Butt-head rushes Beavis to the emergency room after an accident involving smoke, fire...and Beavis' butt.

Mr. Buzzcut demands a report about our country's forefathers from the boys; they imagine themselves as various figures in American history.

After a three week absence from school, the principal's office calls 'the house' to learn the whereabouts of the boys...only to learn that they are dead.