Season 2 (2019)
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1. Bummer Tornado Destroys Cool Jail
Amy Vorpahl and Erika Ishii's top story tonight: Mike Trapp is a little bitch.
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6min
September 9, 2019
2. Freaky Lobsters Form Fashion Fad
John Milhiser and Jess Ross break a scandal about a sexy photo on a computer in Japan.
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3min
September 9, 2019
3. Unimpressive Colleges Join Cheating Scandal
Shukri Abdi and Tao Yang report on summertime fun while Jess does the impression of her life.
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5min
October 14, 2019
4. You Missed My Soccer Games, Dad
Brian Huskey and Raph are a father-son news team with issues to work out (on air).
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5min
October 21, 2019
5. Climbing Gym Opens on Disappointing Riverwalk
Lauren Lapkus and Mary Holland dive deep in the local business of a lame town.
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6min
October 28, 2019
6. Disgruntled Sewer Men Demand to Meet Ninja Turtles
Patrick McDonald and Katie Marovitch try to cancel teeth, but get distracted by their side projects.
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4min
November 4, 2019
7. On-Set Hijinks: George Clooney Refuses to Leave Trailer
Mike Trapp interviews Mary Holland about a new movie that combines ABBA, Avatar, and the moon.
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7min
November 11, 2019
8. Man Turns Home into Home Depot
Vic Michaelis and Rekha report on a town that deserves rain, and a Wolf Blitzer tongue twister.
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4min
November 18, 2019
9. "Jazzy Taint" Sweeps the Nation
Mary Holland and Grant break stories on a mascot update and a hot new celebrity power couple.
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5min
November 25, 2019
10. Webster's Adds New Word for Friend-Zoning Dermatologist
Rekha interviews Lauren Lapkus on her winning entrant for the Biggest Hog Contest at the state fair.
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5min
December 2, 2019
11. Weatherman Confuses El Niño with La Llorona
Raph & Rekha ask "where are they now?" about Soviet space dogs & take a lady soap company to task.
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5min
December 9, 2019
12. Super Long Diner Menu Sets New, Stupid Record
Caldwell Tanner & Ryan Creamer report on the hottest new festivals, from The Babadook to Cream Town.
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5min
December 16, 2019
13. We're Here, We're Queer, We're Deer
Katie and Ele Woods give Daddy Updates & report on what Henry Winkler has been making out to.
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5min
December 23, 2019
14. One in Four Americans Attracted to Their Sexy Cars
Brennan & Tao share auto-erotic tips from the Carfax fox and realize everyone has a cousin Ray.
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4min
December 30, 2019
15. True Facts about Grant Anthony O'Brien
Brennan, Lily, and Tao give an in-depth report on Grant, from bad acting to bad bottoming.
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9min
January 6, 2020
16. Inspector Gadget's Death Sparks Oscar Buzz
Jeffrey Self and Grant question the wetness of your shower and the necessity of Lutherans.
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5min
January 6, 2020
17. Song of the Summer Offers Hard Spankings for the Boys
Andy Bustillos & Lily get the scoop on the whoop in the night, while teens trick Tao with Look Bait.
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5min
January 13, 2020
18. Spaghetti Shack Shakes Up Galleria
Kimia Behpoornia and Brennan go nuts for noods before Tao gives them a marinara serenade.
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5min
January 20, 2020
19. Dinosaurs Were Technically Birds
Elaine Carroll & Sam ignore a local murder and Brennan lists the perverted things that turn him on.
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8min
January 27, 2020
20. Which of Your Friends Has Their Amber Alerts Turned Off?
A weatherwoman looks for Dean Cain in the rain. Brennan shares the “Marley and Me” of bunny stories.
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4min
February 3, 2020
21. Big Brother’s Little Sister Cannot Be Turned Off
Chunky Scoop, the bad boy of the group, serves up piping hot news on the newest prescription drugs.
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6min
February 10, 2020
22. Moose Running Loose through the Mall of America
Grant and David Kerns report that only three raisins a day are enough to make you gross.
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5min
February 17, 2020
23. Delicious Kitchen Fire Caramelizes Dozens of People
Stamps Dotcom & Marc Maron report that Russian Space Dog is back, and it thinks it’s better than us.
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4min
February 24, 2020