Bobby meets a new girl, but Hank objects to her parents' liberal parenting style.
22min
November 3, 2002
2. The Fat and the Furious
A competitive eating groupie encourages Bill to enter a hot dog eating contest.
22min
November 10, 2002
3. Bad Girls, Bad Girls, Whatcha Gonna Do
Connie's delinquent cousin captivates Bobby, who's oblivious when she turns their science project into a drug lab.
22min
November 17, 2002
4. Goodbye Normal Jeans
Hank is opposed to Bobby's taking Home Economics, until his domestic skills outshine those of Peggy, who tries to sabotage his Thanksgiving meal.
22min
November 24, 2002
5. Dances with Dogs
A dog-dancing contest pits Hank and Ladybird against Bobby and Connie's dog, while Bill tries to partner with a rottweiler.
22min
December 1, 2002
6. The Son Also Roses
Bobby's preference for gardening over gridiron irks Hank, until he enters Bobby in a rose-growing contest.
22min
December 8, 2002
7. The Texas Skillsaw Massacre
Hank is ordered to take an anger-management class after accidentally cutting one of Dale's fingers off. Dale claims it was retaliation for his causing Hank's kitchen floor to collapse.
22min
December 15, 2002
8. Full Metal Dust Jacket
Seeking an invitation to a book club, Peggy takes over the lease for a bookstore, where business is a bust--until she lets Dale sell guns there, too.
22min
January 5, 2003
9. Pigmalion
A local pork producer is impressed by Luanne, who goes to his home for a job interview but comes away as his girlfriend.
22min
January 12, 2003
10. Megalo Dale
Dale exterminates at the Mega Lo Mart, thanks to an endorsement from a reluctant Hank.
22min
January 12, 2003
11. Boxing Luanne
Luanne becomes a boxer and, buoyed by success in fixed fights, challenges George Foreman's daughter.
22min
February 2, 2003
12. Vision Quest
Worried about how Dale is raising Joseph, John Redcorn asks Hank to take the boy he fathered on a Native American rite of passage.
22min
February 9, 2003
13. Queasy Rider
Hank and Peggy find marital salvation in a motorcycle--until their first long trip.
22min
February 16, 2003
14. Board Games
Peggy, Minh and Nancy bond to save a school program, but split up when Minh decides she's the best candidate for a school-board seat.
22min
March 2, 2003
15. An Officer and a Gentle Boy
To toughen up Bobby, Hank decides to send him to Cotton's old boot camp, unaware that lawsuits have altered the severe conditions.
22min
March 9, 2003
16. The Miseducation of Bobby Hill
Despite a lack of seasoning that Hank deems mandatory, Bobby becomes a whiz at selling propane grills; Bill takes an inadvertent balloon ride.
22min
March 16, 2003
17. The Good Buck
Kicked out by his wife, Hank's hard-living boss, Buck, turns to religion, assisted by his personal Bible coach: Luanne.
22min
March 30, 2003
18. I Never Promised You an Organic Garden
Peggy takes over the organic garden at Bobby's school, but an insect infestation threatens her hope of making the post permanent.
22min
April 13, 2003
19. Be True to Your Fool
After inadvertently spreading lice to his buddies, a shunned and depressed Bill winds up in jail, where his popularity soars.
22min
April 27, 2003
20. Racist Dawg
A handyman sees racism in a bite from Ladybird, suspected of picking up subconscious cues from her master, Hank.
22min
May 4, 2003
21. Night and Deity
A pest-control expert's chemistry with Dale worries Nancy; Hank is the designated driver as Luanne turns 21.
22min
May 11, 2003
22. Maid in Arlen
To escape her daughter-in-law, Kahn's mother does maid work for the Hills, and for Bill, who finds the woman romantically made-to-order.
22min
May 18, 2003
23. The Witches of East Arlen
Reading tarot cards introduces Bobby to a coven of compatriots who want to train him to become a wizard.