Host Tom Green buys condoms with ease, brings loose women home to meet the folks and visits with a cow.

Tom challenges MTV's moral standards executive, invades an art gallery and tries to revive some sick pets.

Tom sees co-host Glenn Humplik's skin, examines the contents of a briefcase and goes on a date.

Tom tries to break a world record, becomes a magazine "coverboy," and solicits some tips from an actor.

Guest Tom Wopat; mall security; Tom interrupts a soccer game; dead pigeon.

On the MTV cruise to Cancun.

Tom falls in love; interview with a stinky microphone; grocery shopping with a cow; Glenn via satellite.

Glenn gets the red-carpet treatment; Tom makes an adult movie; Tom gets drunk; Glenn via satellite.

Tom's parents threaten to sue after he gives them two statues; Tom swims in porridge; guest Janeane Garofalo.