The Care Bears (1985)

Well, if you were like me in the 80s, you watched the Care Bears and it was your deepest, darkest, most private secret. Because, yeah, you might have been 5, but the Care bears was totally made for kids and you weren't about to admit that you watched a kids cartoon. So when the movie came out, no, you lived in a small town, someone you know would probably see you and ask what movie you were going to. It was best to wait until it came out on Beta and not be with mom when she went out to rent it. Maybe, possibly, you were lucky enough to have a friend that admitted (in private and a great risk) that they liked the Care Bears, so finally you had someone to talk to about it. Maybe. But in any case they were talking teddy bears, and that was totally kids stuff, so its best to wait until you are 40 to write a review about it when no one would care that you watched a kids cartoon, back in the 80s, when you were 5.