Doraleous cuts short his first meeting to ask the Lady of the Lake for the Zephyr Blade.

Mirdon's efforts to resurrect a cat disrupt the meeting.

A troll will allow D&A to pass only if they can guess his name.

D&A agree to a battle of champions.

A battle of unchampions.

The royal guards will not allow D&A to see the king.

D&A singing in the Mightopolis dungeon. Do you see a bitch? The universe says no.

D&A find a wooden horse outside Doraleous Castle. Doraleous rescues a boy wizard and argues with Sir Walken about sword hygiene.

D&A argue about moving the wooden horse and talk with the boy wizard.

Doraleous asks the Lady of the Lake for the real Zephyr blade. Neebs, Mirdon and Drak argue about what to do with the horse.

En route to the Meh Kingdom, Mirdon buys a new crystal for his staff.

The Kingdom of Meh is unimpressed with Doraleous' efforts to help them. This might be a good thing.

Doraleous goes to the aid of the very friendly and helpful Pyramites.

D&A chat to girls and the proprietor of Dongo Tavern.

Neebs signs Doraleous up as a gladiator. Drak and Mirdon speak with a fortune teller.

Doraleous helps Leslie battle a graboonie.

Sir Walken tells D&A about the prisoner of Arzon.

An old man is hunting a terrible beast.

D&A bid farewell to one of their own. Neebs hires a replacement.

Doraleous tries to negotiate a peace, but seriously who leaves a baby in da woods!?

In the aftermath of an attack from the Old World, Doraleous meets old friends and Mirdon speaks to the dead.

D&A investigate the Brothers of the Old World.

D&A fight the Brothers of the Old World.

A performance of A Good Knight's Quest, by Billiam Wiggledart.

D&A must defend their comrade against a monster hunter.

A messenger turtle from the Queer village summons D&A to the Geigh Kingdom.

Titanus returns from the dead for revenge on Neebs. Broof and Walken mock a strange wizard with puns.

D&A rescue the surviving Queers from a Giopi army, with the aid of a gigantic beast.

Doraleous fires Neebs and hires a replacement.

D&A fight the wooden army alongside Testiclees.

Testiclees asks the Lady of the Lake for the Zephyr Blade.

Mirdon fights a wizardly duel with an old colleague.

D&A aid the Geigh Kingdom against the Giopes.

Drak, Mirdon and Thesaurus confront the Black Cloaks. Doraleous and Broof visit Broof's grandmother.

Someone is killing Broof's comrades, the Legapur Nine.

The fortune teller has disturbing news for Doraleous. Neebs becomes a broom salesman.

D&A rescue one of the Legapur Nine, while Neebs meets a captured king.

D&A fight an endearing monster.

King Neebs.

When Olga has a problem, D&A agree to help her out on the cheap cheap.

Doraleous and Olga share a high five; Walken investigates Arzon prison.

Galliver is about to be unjustly hung... not if D&A can help it.

Doraleous finds that he has been kidnapped, and is about to have to cross the forest containing the dreaded Immagitchu.

Neebs fights Titanus; The Lady of the Lake gives Doraleous the Zephyr Blade.

A horrifying disease has a disgusting cure.

Calas hires a hunter to capture D&A.

D&A once again find themselves in the Wetald village on the brink of war, confronted with ... Leslie.

D&A ambushed by the Duke of Welfare, Neebs gets kidnaped by the Brotherhood of the Old World.

The final epic battle between the Brotherhood of the Old World and D&A.

An assault on Doraleous Castle is distracted by other objectives.