Joe Bob points out the communist themes of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964) before hosting the Canadian cult classic Black Christmas (1974).

Joe Bob teases that other famous horror hosts will join him during a screening of Jack Frost (1997), but they gradually each send regrets.

Joe Bob hosts Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 (1987), and then he and Darcy tell sad Christmas stories and reenact the infamous antler impalement from the original film.