Turns out the only thing grosser than the food at McDonald's, Taco Bell, Wendy's and Burger King is how the commercials are made.

You might as well just eat dyed sugar. It's probably healthier.

Although there's still not enough gold jewelry.

Can you really put a price on love? The answer is, yes, of course you can.

Black Friday: The day invented by people who sell things to lure the people who buy things away from their families on one of the only nationally recognized holiday weekends on the calendar.

Thanks to centuries of forced inbreeding and genetic tampering, you too can own docile versions of once dangerous animals.

It's the magical time of year when debates coming rolling in way before they're really necessary, and are loaded with a bunch of people you'll absolutely forget.