Alan and Jake meet Walden Schmidt, a broken-hearted billionaire.
21min
September 19, 2011
2. People Who Love Peepholes
Walden deals with his ex-wife, Bridget.
21min
September 26, 2011
3. Big Girls Don't Throw Food
Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget, while Jake decides to emulate Walden and drop out of school.
20min
October 3, 2011
4. Nine Magic Fingers
Walden goes looking for Mrs. Right while Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with Lyndsey.
21min
October 10, 2011
5. A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
Alan has trouble accepting Lyndsey's seedy movie past, and Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party.
20min
October 17, 2011
6. The Squat and the Hover
Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her.
21min
October 24, 2011
7. Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
Jake has a crush on his chemistry tutor, who has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan obsesses over the journal his brother left him in his will.
19min
October 31, 2011
8. Thank You for the Intercourse
When Walden begins redecorating the beach house, Alan becomes overly emotional.
21min
November 7, 2011
9. Frodo's Headshots
Upon his release from the hospital, Alan is met with a slew of challenges that test his ability to cope.
21min
November 14, 2011
10. A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
Walden hits it off with a British babe, but neither of them is sure he's ready to re-enter the dating world.
21min
November 21, 2011
11. What a Lovely Landing Strip
Walden is trying his best to impress his new love interest when Bridget reappears in his life.
20min
December 5, 2011
12. One False Move, Zimbabwe!
Walden's mother arrives and Alan is smitten with her, even as she reveals a secret about Walden's past that sends him into a downward spiral.
21min
December 12, 2011
13. Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
Walden’s ex-wife and mother try to take control of his company, so he turns to Alan for help.
20min
January 2, 2012
14. A Possum on Chemo
Zoey tries to convince Walden to cut his hair and shave; Alan and Lyndsey revive their relationship.
20min
January 16, 2012
15. The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack
Walden tries to loosen Zooey up by sharing some of Berta's special brownies.
21min
February 6, 2012
16. Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
Strained relationships and girl-fighting result when a huge storm traps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lyndsey in the house on Valentine's Day.
20min
February 13, 2012
17. Not in My Mouth!
Walden and Zoey's relationship suffers after they share a near-death experience. Meanwhile, Alan wonders if Lyndsey has a drinking problem.
19min
February 20, 2012
18. The War Against Gingivitis
Walden's ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace.
21min
February 27, 2012
19. Palmdale, Ech
Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers. Jake and Eldridge get a ride from Walden to a party.
21min
March 19, 2012
20. Grandma's Pie
Walden breaks the news to Zoey that he is going into business with his ex-wife. Alan and Lyndsey try to cope with their mom's relationship.
21min
April 9, 2012
21. Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'
Walden's commitment is tested when Zoey and her daughter come to live with him. Meanwhile, Alan gets more than he bargained for when he moves in with Lyndsey
21min
April 16, 2012
22. Why We Gave Up Women
Charlie's ghost pays a visit to Alan after he suffers a minor heart attack.
21min
April 30, 2012
23. The Straw in My Donut Hole
Alan is showered with love and affection upon returning from the hospital, but Zoey isn’t so sure it’s deserved.
21min
May 7, 2012
24. Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
Jake is pressured to make a decision about his future.