Klinger is in jail for socking a shady real estate salesman. Soon-Lee is in labor. A stranger is poking around at the hospital.

A new administrator arrives to take stock of the hospital. Klinger poses as doctor to avoid the police.

Potter is horrified to find himself stuck with Alma as his new secretary. The fugitive Klinger can't find a place to spend a chilly night.

The prosecution recount Klinger's wartime high jinks. Wally forces Boyer to perform an operation he feels he cannot do.

Potter writes to his old M*A*S*H colleague Sidney Freedman for advice after Klinger is sentenced to the mental ward.

Klinger tries to pick-up some extra money by filing for disability. Colonel Potter and Mildred have a tiff, and the Colonel walks out of the house. A new doctor, Andy Caldwell, is fearful of Dr. Boyer's hot flashes. Dr. Dudziak convinces Boyer to share a group therapy session with her and a few other veterans. Potter and Mildred make up and go off to a motel to spend the night together. Father Mulcahey does an early morning religion TV show.

Klinger runs a lottery. The acerbic Dr. Boyer becomes a patient.

Wally bans passes just as Klinger is preparing to spend a weekend with his family.