War breaks out between the women and the men on a segregated camping expedition after Wood scares the girls with his bear costume and gets whacked with a shovel—and culminates with the women abandoning the men during their ritual skinny-dipping. (Part 1 of 2)

The women begin to feel guilty about having abandoned the men naked in the woods. (Part 2 of 2)

Molly caves in under pressure from her boyfriend and agrees to take part in a beauty contest.

Wood accompanies Will to the hospital when the boy needs a tonsillectomy—and decides that while he's there he might as well have a vasectomy.

The fate of the Evening Shade football program rests on the shoulder pads of Wood's new quarterback. Buddy: Buddy Reynolds. Harlan: Charles Durning. Wood: Burt Reynolds. Herman: Michael Jeter.

Taylor and Aimee decide to marry.

Wood gets stuck in the bathroom window.

Wood and Ava leave Herman alone with the kids.

Ava feels displaced by the Newstons' talented au pair girl.

Wood must express the family's concern over Evan's wedding. (Part 1 of 3)

Fontana calls off the wedding. (Part 2 of 3)

Fontana decides to proceed with the wedding; Merleen meets her daughter. (Part 3 of 3)

Herman takes humiliating work after losing his teaching job due to budget cuts.

Wood learns his bully cousin plans to visit.