T.J. busts an underage gambler with the worst fake ID ever!? Then, he's forced to play marriage counselor when a jilted husband can't contain his emotions on the Strip. And later, officers respond when a group of wet 'n wild UCLA co-eds goes for a swim in the Bellagio fountain.

T.J. and his partner encounter a drunk tourist trapped in a time warp. Then, officers lecture two women who thought it was legal to flash their breasts for concert tickets. And later, Officer Wandick pulls over a reckless driver with a unique sweating problem.

Two working girls get busted - and they have to decide which one of them will head to the clink. Then, a bride-to-be gets caught flashing her breasts on the Strip. And later, a scared bootlegger leads cops on a footchase, wetting his pants in the process.

TJ offers up relationship advice to a lovesick man; Officer Wandick tries to talk a would-be John out of being "tricked"; and a belligerent tourist gets physical with the cops.

A melee breaks out on the Strip, Officer Wandick busts a streetwalker with a 98-year-old sugar daddy, and a drunken Usher impersonator tries to dance his way out of an arrest.

Scantily-clad showgirls engage in a turf war, an Australian tourist gets busted grabbing bikini bottoms, and officers teach an irate cab driver a lesson in anger management.

Officers bust a dope-dealing diva with no shortage of bizarre excuses; a couple of "working girls" have a candid conversation with cops about their pimp, and a group of Irish tourists pay the price for jumping into the volcano at the Mirage.

A handcuffed partier tries his best to woo his captor, a go-go dancer puts up the stop sign, and a tripped-out tourist causes trouble.?

TJ sends a boozed-up and confrontational hockey player to the penalty box, a man caught going up a down escalator gives officers a piece of his mind, and cops stop a drunk and shirtless man from harassing a smut peddler.