Every year he says he’s going to get revenge, but then he gets “too busy”.

Pain is pain, unless your friends are trying to “relate” to you. They don’t know what pain is.

Medical records are so easy to find, it’s like they want us to look!

Have some sympathy for the singles in your friend group.

When someone goes missing, you just want to know they’re safe…and normal. Like, no weird pepperoni stuff.

Can’t wait to see Monorail: Endgame next year!

Sommeliers vs. some terriers.

This “Bernie” guy keeps emailing me saying he “needs my help”! What a nutjob!

You stuff a FEW thousand kids into cages and suddenly everyone hates you???

Statistically, koalas are more likely to have chlamydia than people, sooooooooo…

The oncoming ecological apocalypse is the best way to make sure you don’t have kids!

You survived a deadly shooting on school grounds - can you also survive applying for college?

Spotify isn’t ready for a playlist THIS extreme.

To hunt a killer, you first must understand their watering routine.

We can all have a little break, as a treat.

Everyone (except me) has a big sacrifice to make.

The hottest show in town for ugly shoes and too many straps.

Only Apple knows how to think outside the box…by exclusively thinking within rounded ones.

The gang gets back together to go through Lost & Found items, and also Kyle’s here (but just to watch).

We love that the streaming industry has become a Who’s On First? riff.

Can you solve this videoconference mystery?

A country anthem for our doomed country.

Should you not dine indoors while sometimes wearing masks? Prossibly.

Worried about the Opposite Man? Don’t worry - feel the opposite of that!

Choose the pro. Be pro choice.

Well, not including everything he’s done since this video was uploaded, I guess.

A song about putting Jeff Bezos’ $200 billion fortune into context.

Brian Huskey and CollegeHumor alumni are back for another quarantine-inspired “Google Is a Guy”.

Your upvote counts.

A picture is worth a thousand swipes.