Early picks the wrong side in the battle for marriage equality.

Early trades his legs.

Rusty commits a felony offense to prove he's a good dad.

Early acquires a doomsday bunker when he triggers the collapse of society.

Sheriff's dad breaks the law.

Early discovers a new way to defeat Granny.

Early directs his love in the wrong places.

Early loses the love of his life.

Early learns the value of a hard day's work done by someone else.