It's Sport's birthday, and he wants something no one can get for him: an autographed picture of his hero, legendary cowboy star of stage and screen Tom Trailmix. But wait a minute. Could Patterson actually be a close friend of Tom Trailmix? And if he is, who will learn this story's important lesson about lying? (Proverbs 6:16 & 17) Includes the song "When You Start Lyin'."

When old Miss Richardson and her grandmother finally become astronauts, Miss Kittey becomes a substitute teacher, Gilroy spends some time in the desert on a horse with no name, and Hollister gets an unlicensed appendectomy. Oh, and somehow this all leads to somebody learning a valuable lesson about cheating. (Proverbs 11:1) Features the song "Don't Be a Cheater."

It's high noon on the prairie, and while the Sheriff is at lunch there's no law in the land. Which is all the excuse a certain bunch of little dogs need to go on a five-finger discount shopping spree. At least until lunch is over. (Exodus 20:15) With the song "It's a Real Bad Thing."