Zack Fox talks about making enough money to be a "free-range father" and a revelation that he had in the middle of ass play.

Ryan O'Flanagan weighs in on the weed versus booze debate and explains why gender reveal parties are pointless.

Anna Drezen discovers how to make "Hamilton" tickets worth their price and suggests ways to improve porn marketed to women.

Ahamed Weinberg breaks down why "Yesterday" is a terrible movie and explains why his parents’ anniversary is tainted forever.

Devon Walker recalls the first time he saw a white man get arrested and blames Eddie Murphy for white people appropriating black culture.

Andy Haynes tries to understand why he was turned down by a dog shelter and bemoans being divorced and single when you're pushing 40.

Kate Willett admits that she'd have a terrible vision board and offers a solution for taming sexually overconfident men.

Josh Johnson explains why zoo animals aren't like wild animals and remembers when his phone was flooded with dick pics after someone accidentally gave out his number.

Pete Lee reveals everything you never learn about cocaine and remembers accepting his friend’s dare to quickly chug an energy drink.

Zach Noe Towers hates on improv comedy, reads the worst dating profile he's ever seen and describes hooking up with a pirate.

Logan Guntzelman has a revelation about her day job and recalls listening in on a baffling argument among her boyfriend's roommates.

Chris Fairbanks chats about how much he wants kids and suggests a smart way to handle walking in on someone masturbating.